Hyderabadi Biryani !!!

This is a Cool Video from the movie 'The Angrez'...Its one of the best videos to show the beauty of Hyderabad..... HYDERABAD ROCKS !!!

Hyderabad Traffic - A Miracle !!!

This is a video of how traffic runs in Hyderabad...though it runs in a fast pace...this is a common scenario in Indian metros and major cities....TRULY THIS HAPPENS ONLY IN INDIA.... :-)

Telangana Issue !!!

Why Why Why

Why do we need a separate Telangana...why do we need another state...we already have enough states...rightfully distributed....already the beauty of our country is marred by the recently formed states...why inflict more defacement to our motherland...

the malevolent politicians...are alreary taking their shares of the pie of capital...why give more....our freedom fighters fought the english for a unified India....not for a split India...the initial idea of states was based on the divide n rule policy for easy governance...

now the issue of separate states is more of capital investment than governance....for how much more time...this gonna continue...till how long do we fight among ourselves like kids....for an eye candy of seat of power n the capital investments...

as per stats we know more than half of our country, a huge figure of over 700 million are under the age of 35. the future of INDIA lies in these hands and we're giving the decisions of our motherland into the hands of OLD and CORRUPT, POLITICALLY MOTIVATED PEOPLE....who r just looking for their post retirement furture and children or relatives....

they boast of the developmental aspects of the region but it is in fact their own development....not of the REGION....so PEOPLE WAKE UP....DONT GO FOR THE WORDS....JUST GO FOR THE WISDOM AND TRUTH....LETS PRAY FOR SAMAIKHYA ANDHRA....SIGN THE PETITION TO THE PRIME MINISTER FOR THE " ONE UNIFIED ANDHRA "...NOT A SPLIT ONE....TELUGU TALLI GUNDENI CHEELCHODDU....

PLSSSSSSSS GOTO THE PETITION BELOW AND SIGN IT IF YOU ARE A TRU ANDHRAITE.......

I WOULD BE GRATEFUL AND THANKFUL TO EVERY PATRON....THANX IN ADVANCE....

http://www.petitiononline.com/Ap111/petition.html

Good Hydi Joke

This is one of the classiest Hyderabadi joke you may ever come across..... Got it from net....All credit goes to original poster....It's an old Hyderabadi nugget... Enjoy this..it is really funny if u know Hyderabadi slang!

In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name
is Chotu. His father is ambitious to educate Chotu. Chotu goes to school
located in Tappachaputra. Its principal is educated in Urdu high
school and claims that he passed tenth class!

There is a school inspection the next day and the
conversation is as
follows :

Teacher, "Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa
(questions) puchinga. Sab
achchaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho
main uske pairaan thodtoon."

Chotu, "Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai
hai usku? Kya kochchanaa puchta kathey?"

Teacher, "Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich
nai. Tu tera moo khola to gaaliaan nikaltay. Tereku
main absent nai daalthaun. Ghar pe
baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to
inispector ke saamney
mere izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu."

So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his
father that he is not going to school the next day.

Father, "Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan dabba hai?
Gaand pay maartoon saale tu ischool nai gaya to!"

Chotu, "Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke."

Father, "Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Chotu ischool nai
jayinga kathey kal.
Agar ino ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Chotu,
agar tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere haathan
pairaan thod daaltaun."

So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school.
Next day at inschool,
the teacher is very upset to see Chotu back.

Teacher, "Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun
aaya re?"

Chotu, "Mera bava gaand phodtaon bola ischool nai gaya
to."

Teacher, "Offo! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last
bench pe baith aur inispector aya to chhup jaa...
Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa
meri noukri gaand lag jayingi."

So Chotu goes and sits on the last bench hiding behind
a tall guy. Inspector comes for the visit.

Inspector, "Adaab."

Teacher, "Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab.
Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte."

Inspector, "Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever(clever) hai
aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal -
Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si
hai?"

Teacher, "Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!"

Imtiyaz, "Saab, Kaleja saab."

Inspector, "Aisa! ...... woh kyun?"

Imtiyaz, "Saab, kaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar who
gaya naa, kuch bhi nahin hota saab!"

Inspector, "Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?"

Teacher, "Arey Akram, tu bata re."

Akram, "Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to
kuch yaad nahin rehta
saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey,iscooter ku
kick bhi nai maar sakthey saab."

Inspector, "Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu.
Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!!"

In the meantime Chotu is trying very hard to hide but
Inspector sees him. He thinks Chotu is hiding because
he does not know the answer.

Inspector, "Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa
woh pottey ka naam kya hai?"

Teacher, "Kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku
dikhaa re tu) Woh Chotu hai saab."

Inspector, "Chotu? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se
lagaathey re bhai naamaan! Chotu, woh lambu ke
peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?"

Chotu, "Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab."

Inspector, "Tereku yaa mereku??"

Teacher, "Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku
maarthaum aapku. Ye potta ekdam badmaash hai saab,
jhoot bolraa. Abey Chotu, answer maloom hain to
bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau
padthaum."

Chotu, "Saab answer Gaand hai saab."

Teacher, "Allah!! Ino moo khola to meri gaand lag gayi
re!!!"

Inspector, "Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar
badon ke saamney aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich
sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan
kaa answer hai re?"

Chotu, "Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai.
Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata, to
yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat
thi...

Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru hothey, wahaan
new city mein sabki gaand phat thi... Uttaa kyoon
saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere
teacher ki gaand phatrai dekho!"